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[skeren]

Compliments of hagane_no


1. Ever laughed at someone's misfortune?
Yes

2. Ever laughed at a mentally or physically handicapped person?
No

3. Ever tried alcohol?
Yes

4. Ever been drunk?
No (I’m not a lightweight, HAHAHA)

5. Ever play drinking games?
Yes

6. Ever fall down because you drank to much?
No

7. Ever drink enough to throw up?
Yes

8. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before?
No

9. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar?
No

10. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl?
No

11. Do you drink regularly, at least three times a week?
No

12. Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar?
No

13. Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms?
Yes, no, no

14. Do you use drugs regularly?
No

15. Ever bought soft drugs?
No

16. Ever sell drugs?
No

17. Ever sold drugs to support a drug habit?
No

18. Ever used barbiturates?
No

19. Ever used hallucinogens?
No

20. Ever used narcotics?
Don’t believe so

21. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours?
No

22. Ever been on a date?
Yes

23. Ever been felt up, groped?
Yes

24. Ever had sexual intercourse?
Yes

25. Ever had a bath or shower with a person of the opposite sex?
Yes

26. Ever paid for sex?
No

27. Ever taken advantage of someone while they were drunk/stoned/incapacitated?
No

28. Ever get someone stoned/drunk in order to obtain sexual favors, and succeed?
No

29. Ever engage in oral sex?
Yes

30. Ever engage in anal sex?
Yes

31. Ever engage in the 69 position?
Yes

32. Ever contracted a STD?
No

33. Ever had sex without a contraceptive?
Yes

34. Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion?
No

35. Ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
No

36. Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week?
No

37. Ever had sex in a public place?
Yes

38. Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act?
Yes

39. Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex?
Yes

40. Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification?
Yes

41. Ever used sex toys?
Yes

42. Ever pass out during sex?
No

43. Ever been responsible for loosing someone else's virginity?
Yes

44. Ever masturbated while talking on the telephone?
Yes

45. Ever bought something in a sex shop?
Yes

46. Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball?
Yes

47. Ever licked or have someone lick toes?
Yes

48. Ever licked or have someone lick ears?
Yes

49. Ever had sex with a relative?
No, all my relatives are ugly

50. Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot?
Yes

51. Does necrophilia, pedophilia or bestiality turn you on?
Yes, No, No, unless you mean fic

52. and finally, ever been arrested?
No