The chronicles of ???

[skeren]

I know I haven't answered the meme I posted yet, I sort of hit a wall, and well, work. Stupid work. But! My birthday is the 8th, so I've been poking at that ::pokes chapters of fics in notebook:: need to post those too. But! As I was gonna say, me and a friend have crack fairly regularly. She's my Yuffie pal. I am the Seph to her Yuffie. Like so:


Sephiroth: ::poke?::
Yuffie: **poke** :3
Sephiroth: ! ::poke!:
Yuffie: :O **prod!**
Sephiroth: !! ::jab::
Yuffie: >D **nudge**
Sephiroth: ::tickle::
Yuffie: **shriiiiiiek** tickling is unfair!
Sephiroth: >.>
Sephiroth: I win
Yuffie: do not. >>
Sephiroth: you spoke first
Yuffie: .....
Yuffie: <<;;;
Yuffie: I still win 'cause I'm a ninja.
Sephiroth: and I win because I'm the general, and the General clearly won already
Yuffie: ninjas pwn the general!! The General < Ninjas < ME.
Sephiroth:
The General
Ninjas/You
Yuffie: Lies. All lies.
Sephiroth: ::smirk::
Yuffie: **glare**
Sephiroth: ::hums:;
Yuffie: **ninja!pillow attack**
Sephiroth: ::box-food attack::
Yuffie: .... >_> ....
Yuffie: **pwnd'd**
Sephiroth: ::smiles::
Yuffie: **grumble** DX
Sephiroth: I told you I won
Yuffie: you cheated.
Sephiroth: and?
Yuffie: whaddya mean, and??
Yuffie: this is like... cruelty to ninjas.
Sephiroth: ::eyebrow quirk::
Yuffie: what did I ever do to yooou? >_>
Sephiroth: Would you prefer I stab you through the chest and be done with it?
Yuffie: ....uh....
Sephiroth: I thought not
Yuffie: meanie!!
Sephiroth: ::again, eyebrow quirk:;
Yuffie: well, you are.
Sephiroth: and?
Yuffie: and unfair, and cruel, and... too tall and stuffs.
Sephiroth: ::nods:: and were you under the impression that this was news?
Yuffie: no, but tryin' to insult you makes me feel better.
Sephiroth: Yet you still only -try-
Yuffie: I'll manage it sometime, just you wait and see!
Sephiroth: I'm certain you believe that
Yuffie: you know it's true.
Yuffie: 'cause I'm awesome, so I haveta win one of these days.
Sephiroth: I know no such thing
Yuffie: 'cause you're dumb.
Sephiroth: if I were, then you would be constantly beaten by a moron
Yuffie: ... but you're still dumb!
Sephiroth: and what does that make you then?
Yuffie: awesome and smart and intelligent.
Sephiroth: and beaten by someone with a minimal intelligence? I fail to see how they relate
Yuffie: you only beat me 'cause you're too tall!
Sephiroth: Child, I would beat you if I were six inches high and covered in glitter
Yuffie: if you were, I'd squish you!
Sephiroth: If I were, you would be unable to catch me
Yuffie: I'm a ninja. I could catch a six inch high glitter-covered General easy!
Sephiroth: If you could avoid tripping over yourself, I might have cause to believe you, fortunately, that is not so
Yuffie: wanna bet? I'd win!
Sephiroth: What would be the point of betting on a set outcome? You would lose and you would be humiliated by someone minuscule to your height at the same time
Yuffie: because if I do win, I'll get to laugh at you. and squish you. and it'd be worth trying anyways~!
Sephiroth: Anyway. And no, not really.
Yuffie: you're so boooooooring!
Sephiroth: And you are overambitious. I'm stunned you haven't managed to kill yourself through sheer foolishness yet
Yuffie: I'm just special, so i can do fun things and live!
Sephiroth: fun, suicidal, I'm certain it's all the same to you
Yuffie: is not. not suicidal if I know I'll survive!
Sephiroth: And what would make you certain of that, hmm?
Yuffie: 'cause I'm me and I'm a ninja and I know what I can do!
Sephiroth: As do I, unfortunately
Yuffie: aha! so you admit that I'm talented?
Sephiroth: I admit that you're something
Yuffie: something...??
Sephiroth: Something unique and... special.
Yuffie: kekeke! I am unique and special!
Sephiroth: I did not indicate that was a good thing
Yuffie: it is a good thing!
Sephiroth: you realize that special is also a synonym for socially challenged, do you not?
Yuffie: but I'm really friendly, so I know I'm not soci... socially... challenged!
Sephiroth: did I say it had anything to do with how friendly one was?
Yuffie: ... whatever!
Yuffie: I'm special in a good way
Sephiroth: you're socially challenged in that way that makes strange men want to approach you then?
Yuffie: ..??
Sephiroth: ::quirks his lips::
Yuffie: but anyway, I know you like me!
Sephiroth: Do I?
Yuffie: Yep.
Sephiroth: How can you tell?
Yuffie: 'cause you're talkin' to me, an' you keep me around and stuff. you'd be lonely without me~!
Sephiroth: That's one adjective to use I suppose
Yuffie: ... adjective?
Sephiroth: descriptive word
Yuffie: ohhh!!
Yuffie: hehehe, you'd be really really lonely.
Sephiroth: ..... ::pats::
Yuffie: **chews on** >D
Sephiroth: ::sighs::
Yuffie: **chewchewchew** <3!
Sephiroth: You're getting drool on me


Though, if I'm not mistake, this Yuffie is the five year old that Sephiroth, er, confiscated for a while in Wutai ::coughs and toddles away::