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March 19th, 2005 07:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
skerenMary Sue, take two: AKA Completely Insane
It took Armstrong to get her back down to reality. He was giving her this quietly considering look from the right. It reminded her that even if this was a dream, her dreams tended to run towards the very… bizarre side. Up came the stick.
“Miss? You don’t need to worry, we won’t hurt you.” It was Alphonse who spoke, though her gaze was really just fixed on Armstrong on the moment.
“Kinda figured, You would have knocked me out already if you were gonna, right?” She waggled the stick in the air, looking back to Alphonse again, some of her shock wearing away. She was a genius, she could get over seeing anime characters in person so *help* her. “Right…”
How she wished she had a purse now. She mournfully thought of the rocks in the bottom of it. She’d always wondered if she could put enough force into the thing to knock someone out… Edward cut across her thoughts, drawing her undivided attention. The stick continued to be waved in Armstrong’s direction.
“Okay lady, who are you? This isn’t any dream, and would you quit that?” He reached to take her stick, and earned himself some stinging fingers for his trouble when she smacked him with it.
“No. I haven’t got a single decent weapon here, and no offense, but I’m keeping the stick. Who *knows* how many of my theories are right about you people.” She moved back, crab walking a bit before getting to her feet, feeling oddly satisfied that she was now looking down on the short alchemist. She really hated her soft spot for short people sometimes.
Edward looked a bit disturbed, but he didn’t get to say anything when Armstrong decided it was his turn to speak up, cutting off both the brothers. “Miss, I think you should tell us who you are now.”
“Er…” Real name? It was on her ID in her pocket, and if they looked they’d catch her out anyway. “Sky. Nobody can say my name right anyway, so just Sky.” She shook her head a little.
“Right, Miss Sky then.” Alphonse nodded a little. “Well, I’m Alphonse Elric, and this is my-”
At which point she cut in. “Your brother Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist, and that is Alex Armstrong, he who sparkles like a maniac. Yes, I’ve heard of all of you. If you are going to be leaving, could you take me with you? I’ve been wandering out here all night and I’m really hungry. Erm, besides, judging from those looks you wanna know what the hell I meant with the theory thing don’t you?”
Sometimes she wondered why she had to babble in tense situations, it really only made them worse.
It took Armstrong to get her back down to reality. He was giving her this quietly considering look from the right. It reminded her that even if this was a dream, her dreams tended to run towards the very… bizarre side. Up came the stick.
“Miss? You don’t need to worry, we won’t hurt you.” It was Alphonse who spoke, though her gaze was really just fixed on Armstrong on the moment.
“Kinda figured, You would have knocked me out already if you were gonna, right?” She waggled the stick in the air, looking back to Alphonse again, some of her shock wearing away. She was a genius, she could get over seeing anime characters in person so *help* her. “Right…”
How she wished she had a purse now. She mournfully thought of the rocks in the bottom of it. She’d always wondered if she could put enough force into the thing to knock someone out… Edward cut across her thoughts, drawing her undivided attention. The stick continued to be waved in Armstrong’s direction.
“Okay lady, who are you? This isn’t any dream, and would you quit that?” He reached to take her stick, and earned himself some stinging fingers for his trouble when she smacked him with it.
“No. I haven’t got a single decent weapon here, and no offense, but I’m keeping the stick. Who *knows* how many of my theories are right about you people.” She moved back, crab walking a bit before getting to her feet, feeling oddly satisfied that she was now looking down on the short alchemist. She really hated her soft spot for short people sometimes.
Edward looked a bit disturbed, but he didn’t get to say anything when Armstrong decided it was his turn to speak up, cutting off both the brothers. “Miss, I think you should tell us who you are now.”
“Er…” Real name? It was on her ID in her pocket, and if they looked they’d catch her out anyway. “Sky. Nobody can say my name right anyway, so just Sky.” She shook her head a little.
“Right, Miss Sky then.” Alphonse nodded a little. “Well, I’m Alphonse Elric, and this is my-”
At which point she cut in. “Your brother Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist, and that is Alex Armstrong, he who sparkles like a maniac. Yes, I’ve heard of all of you. If you are going to be leaving, could you take me with you? I’ve been wandering out here all night and I’m really hungry. Erm, besides, judging from those looks you wanna know what the hell I meant with the theory thing don’t you?”
Sometimes she wondered why she had to babble in tense situations, it really only made them worse.